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Terry Fox Run - Sunday September 16th
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2/3/2012 12:56:00 PM
There's a reason why I support and help organize the Terry Fox Run in Kitchener, and have since the run re-started almost 3 years ago.
Cancer is a horrible disease. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
It's one of the reasons why I have a lack of "get" with some of the other events trying to fundraise for Cancer research.
The TFR allocates 85% of every donation to the cause.
Sadly, very few other charities can say the same thing.
Can't wait to see this flick -- "Pink Ribbons Inc."
I have a feeling it'll confirm why I'm very happy with the choice I made.
Van Halen Los Angeles Warmup Show
Posted
2/2/2012 2:04:00 PM
This is it, kids. If this is what I'll be getting for my pricey pair of tickets on St. Patrick's Day, I'll be quite happy.
The (former) University of Western Ontario
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2/1/2012 2:45:00 PM
Yes, I attended UWO/Western through the early to mid '90s.
Okay…a little past the mid '90s.
Loved it. It (and the City of London) are truly wonderful places. A ton of great memories and many enduring friendships.
Apparently the years of partying caused the 'brand' of the school to become diluted.
So as of last week, it's now "Western University Canada." Here's some propaganda to explain the change.
When the slide mentioning the school's common goal being to "Educate global leaders" popped up, I nearly shat.
Not sure I'm ever gonna live up to that... :)
Saw This -- Thought Of Steve
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1/31/2012 10:45:00 AM
Steve calls in for the Tedious Tiresome Trivia.
Every. Single. Day.
And this is one letter off from his favourite go-to guess in the event nothing else pops into his mind.
Which happens. Nearly. Every. Single. Day.
Damn you, Steve! You're in my head. Even when I'm shopping for bulk food.
Even when my iPhone manages to pull the "Gayle O'Brien photo effect" on me.
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Topless Protestors
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1/30/2012 10:43:00 AM
As I've mentioned before on the show, I'm not a big fan of protesting to get your point across.
However, this approach, used in Davos (Switzerland) over the weekend, would make me consider watching…err…listening.
At the 0:57 mark, I could swear they're yelling, "WE WANT DIRTY SEX!"
Not a damn thing wrong with that.
New Van Halen Finally Gives Me Lumber
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1/27/2012 11:18:00 AM
This is new stuff. A preview of "China Town."
THAT is what I've been waiting for!
HB EVH!
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1/26/2012 1:06:00 PM
Every Nickelback Wikipedia Page Vandalism Ever
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1/24/2012 6:28:00 PM
You may wish to mute your speakers with a shovel before pressing play, as I did.
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The Woman With Two Vaginas
Posted
1/23/2012 3:04:00 PM
Gotta be honest…if I had a million bucks and had to choose between grossly devalued RIM stock and Hazel Jones demonstrating how the subway tunnels converge, it'd be a pretty easy decision.
Damn. She's easy on the eyes!
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Van Halen As They Were Never Meant To Be Heard
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1/20/2012 11:22:00 AM
I know not everyone is onside with "Tattoo." It's growing on me, despite the insipid lyrics.
But this?
You Really Got Me from Van Halen on Vimeo.
Oy vey.
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Even Jon Stewart Thinks The Bruins Are A Dirty Bunch Of A-Holes
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1/19/2012 10:24:00 AM
LOL!
The Female Equivalent Of Shaving Your Head And Buying A Toupee
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1/18/2012 3:21:00 PM
I just don't get this.
THESE THINGS are the creation of one of the "Real Hosebeasts Of New York," Cindy Barshop.
No…I've never watched the show.
It's called a "merkin." A woman waxes her crotchal region, only to replace it with a chunk of fox fur.
Or, if she's feeling saucy, she can go for a plume of multi-coloured feathers in place of what nature would've grown there.
Price range is $200+ for THESE THINGS.
I'm cheap as hell. Rather than do the PETA-unfriendly thing of using fox fur, why not just scoop up the next squirrel you find on the highway?
With a little Krazy Glue, I'm sure that little critter will stay in place. Total cost for my option? Under $10.
You're welcome.
Alternate Video For Van Halen's "Tattoo"?
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1/17/2012 12:14:00 PM
This'd be a hell of a replacement for the rather dull soundstage-shot clip that was officially released. Any time you can squeeze Hervé Villechaize into a video, it immediately makes it that much better.
It's been a week since this song hit the airwaves. Has it grown on you yet?
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I Wish I Had A High-Eff Furnace
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1/16/2012 6:08:00 PM
Clearly my house has a Low-Eff model. Pretty sure mine was a High-Eff version at one point, but as they age, the level of Eff tends to drop.
And damn…would "Quiet operation" ever be a plus.
Team Mascots
Posted
1/13/2012 6:45:00 PM
As a former "in-game host" for a long-defunct professional sports franchise, I had to work with a handful of these costumed freaks.
The majority? Not "all there" if you catch my drift.
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I Have The Best Twitter Followers Ever
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1/12/2012 2:39:00 PM
Really, I do. Here's my latest. Approved!
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Ski Down Wednesdays #1 @ Chicopee
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1/11/2012 1:59:00 PM
Thanks to Glenn Murphy for passing this photo he snapped somewhere on the property earlier today.
$31 lift tickets with $5 to the United Way! As you can see, even the Ski Bunnies are taking advantage of the awesome weather to get in a few runs.
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Honey Badger Brad Marchand
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1/10/2012 2:09:00 PM
Even though "a good Canadian boy" usually excuses minor cases of unacceptable behaviour, it doesn't mean we don't have pieces of steaming piles of faecal matter walking amongst us.
Sure, he's a runt that has found a niche in the NHL. Yes, he has a couple of gold medals and a Stanley Cup. Is he effective as a professional hockey player? Absolutely.
Quality person that plays hockey because he loves the game? Highly doubtful.
Brad Marchand has a diary on ESPN Boston's website. Last night's entry (http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/bruins/post/_/id/8545/marchand-diary-on-canucks-vigneault-critics) had the following passage:
OK, the play with Sami Salo. It technically wasn’t a clip. Clipping is when you hit someone at the knees and I did not hit him at the knees. Anyone that has seen the video will see that I hit him in the upper thigh under the buttocks. They can call it a clipping, but they obviously don’t know ...
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She's The Woman (1976 Demo)
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1/9/2012 12:24:00 PM
The new single "Tattoo" is scheduled to be out tomorrow.
Gotta be honest. I haven't had this level of Van Halen chub since…well…December of '83. The anticipation for "1984" didn't even seem this intense.
(And I'm trying to pretend I wasn't totally stoked to hear "5150" because I'm a die-hard fan of the DLR incarnation of the band, okay!?!)
One of the songs they played in their "Cafe Wha?" appearance last week was called "She's The Woman."
It's a track that didn't make the cut for their first album in '78.
This is the original demo version of the song:
Thoughts?
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Two Things That Give Me Major Lumber
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1/6/2012 10:49:00 AM
1. Scarlett Johansson
2. THIS BAND going on tour with Kool & The Gang!
Van Halen played a 45-minute long set at Cafe Wha? in Greenwich Village last night.
Here's a clip of them performing a "new" song called "She's The Woman." (Although DLR's vocals are buried in the mix, you can't mistake Wolfgang's killer bass work. Perhaps I won't be missing Mike as much this time around.)
A crowd-shot video of "Panama."
I know where I'm spending St. Patrick's Day…and night.
Eddie Vedder Is Rolling In His Grave
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1/5/2012 5:12:00 PM
Thanks to Facebook pal (and former colleague x2) Lana for sharing this one today.
Courtney Love plays an "acoustic" version of Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" in the boardroom of my favourite radio station in Seattle, 107.7 The End.
Courtney Love…slaughtering music boners since 1990.
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ยฝ of Bri-Dave's Long Lost Little Brother Proves The Obvious
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1/4/2012 9:45:00 AM
Seriously…tell me this guy doesn't look like B. West's little bro!
The age-old question is posed on camera -- can men and women JUST be friends?
Looks about right.
Kyle Christie Is Probably Not A Fan Of The Little Turd
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12/22/2011 10:09:00 AM
After watching the first 30 seconds of this vid, you'll understand why.
I completely "get" the desire to shake babies and kiss hands with as many of your "fans" as you can.
But Kyle has a hell of a lot more restraint than I do.
That CP24 microphone would've been at least a foot up Justin Bieber's crevasse if he ever addressed me like that.
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I Work With A Bunch Of Jerks
Posted
12/21/2011 7:13:00 PM
Bah humbug. Christmas Spirit my ass!
First it was Mandy and the "Craig Fee Show De-Icing Device" under her desk.
But lookit this! See how I get picked on at the office -- even by my own boss?
See what I mean? Jerks.
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Santa Claus Is Canadian!
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12/20/2011 3:59:00 PM
On yesterday's show, we learned that The Little Turd From Stratfurd (Justin Bieber) doesn't believe in Santa Claus and never has.
Thanks for sharing, Justin.
Friend of the show, Mr. Marven Whidden, is a columnist at DurhamRegion.com.
RSS it if you get the chance. It's fantastic.
Marven has a theory about Santa Claus being a Canadian.
I like it. Especially the World Juniors winning a medal portion. It does seem to happen every year...
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Videos (Not) For Men
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12/19/2011 11:25:00 AM
This clip is entitled "Don't make these mistakes when applying bronzer -- Makeup artist Bahar Niramwalla shows you how to apply bronzer for a natural, sun-kissed look."
I'm already lost.
The drug store with the piss-poor service nearest me devotes almost a third of it's square footage to these products.
Click HERE for the tremendously-confusing-to-us-men video, particularly those oh-so-natural-looking eyebrows on the featured chicka.
I'm probably giving my computer monitor the same vacant stare I get from the vultures behind the counter when I walk in.
Clearly somebody missed a memo.
Focus on the cleave.
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Show Me Your What?
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12/16/2011 6:13:00 PM
My esteemed colleague, Mr. Silks The Prize Guy from 107.5 Dave FM, poached this wonderful prize on his drive home tonight.
What I'm trying to figure out is…
Who stole my damn truck?
Dar's Christmas Card O' Boobage
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12/15/2011 2:26:00 PM
When Raymond sent in his "God Overload" Christmas Card last week -- which I read on the air without having seen the text prior to my delivery of it -- Shannon suggested that a more appropriate Christmas Card would involve gratuitous funbaggage.
Dar threatened to send me one.
Dar -- as she always does -- delivered on her promise. This was in my mailbox today:
Closeup of the inscription:
Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog!
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Van Halen In-Store Appearance
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12/14/2011 12:00:00 PM
Okay…so it's from 1978. Click HERE for photographic evidence.
Either way, it makes me want a Schlitz with a pull-tab and to "Do It All With The Big V."
Screwin' With The Muddle Headed
Posted
12/13/2011 5:58:00 PM
Apparently I'm supposed to rub Vicks VapoRub on my bloody FEET in order to knock down my wicked head cold?
Dar started this tonight. Sharon weighed in. So did Kathy. And Andrew.
I was convinced it was a conspiracy to make me pee the bed. Like dropping the hand of a sleeping person into a bucket of warm water.
Thankfully, Bob pressed the "bull$hit detector" button and sent me THIS LINK.
Exactly.
No Rippers In Redneckistan
Posted
12/8/2011 11:02:00 AM
Have you ever wondered why there are no strip clubs in Saskatchewan?
Exhibit "A."
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Scott Weiland's Winter Wonderland
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12/2/2011 8:40:00 AM
I'd still want to shoot myself if I had to play that kind of music 24/7 until January.
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Off Today - Marko Fox Keeps The Party Rollin'
Posted
12/1/2011 10:36:00 AM
I'm attending the funeral of a colleague's Dad.
Far too young.
Far too nice of a guy.
Hug those you care about often.
And don't be afraid to tell them how you feel.
Kyle Orton's Farewell to the Denver Broncos
Posted
11/30/2011 7:11:00 PM
This is funny as hell. Apparently Kyle feels upstaged by Tim Tebow.
Snooping In My Boss' Office
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11/29/2011 2:12:00 PM
Yes, I do. All the time.
There's interesting stuff on his desk!
Like vegan-friendly snacks.
Like hand-written notes from Darryl ratting me out for something I said on or off the air.
Like paperwork for my co-workers. Did you know that Brian is taking 3.75 holidays in December?
Like a small cowbell on a lanyard.
Like a Chia Pet that looks like it would yield an excellent salad.
Like this receipt I discovered paper-clipped to Scot's Expense Report for October:
WTF?!
Seriously?!
So unfair. I realize he's the boss and all -- but why don't I get an Expense Account, too?
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Feisty Old Buggers
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11/28/2011 6:29:00 AM
Joe Kapp, legendary Quarterback of the first BC Lions Grey Cup victory, gives legendary Hamilton Ti-Cat and former professional wrestler, Angelo Mosca, some flowers.
When you're swingin' the cane -- you mean business!
Even worse, Joe Kapp tells a story about his teammate's dog named "Angelo" near the end.
48 years since Angelo Mosca's hit on Willie Fleming during the 1963 Grey Cup. You think these two septuagenarians could let it go…
Solution To The Problems @ Homer Watson & Block Line
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11/25/2011 11:38:00 AM
Bwahahahahahahahahaahahahaaa!
You've gotta check this out.
High-larry-us!!
If we have the money for that idea, surely we can afford to build a full interchange underground, right?
Licking Urinals For Money
Posted
11/24/2011 2:09:00 PM
This video dates back to around Hallowe'en, but it's just getting "shared" now.
Some weenis -- clearly hammered out of his tree -- accepts a bet to lick the urinal trough wall at the University Of Washington's Husky Stadium in Seattle.
$60.
Perhaps there is still a market for another Jackass movie.
Oh $hit! Marty McSorley Wants To Kick My Ass!
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11/23/2011 4:27:00 PM
Quote from Bill Doucet's article in today's Cambridge Times…
Known as Wayne Gretzky’s bodyguard during The Great One’s playing days, the 48-year-old former National Hockey League enforcer hasn’t thrown down the gloves since his retirement 10 years ago.
But don’t think he won’t dish out a little ice justice when he comes to town on Friday as part of the NHL Alumni team when they faceoff against the Rock & Roll All-Star and Celebrity Team – made up of crew members from DAVE FM and people promoting the event – at the Galt Arena Gardens.
The event supports Help a Child Smile, which gives financial aid to families of children with cancer. McSorley wouldn’t say if he’s targetting any of the opposition’s tough guys, but said they might have to be taken to school.
“What I look for are the guys that are giving me a hard time,” McSorley said, ...
Cats Anonymous
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11/22/2011 2:35:00 PM
Frequent participant in the show, inventor of the term "Snatchsquatch," and all-around wonderful gal Kel asked me to share this with y'all.
Please pass this along to anyone you know obsessed with the "Twilight" movies. They'll likely be interested in picking up some goodies for their six "kids" and/or "roommates."
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BOO Toronto Eaton Centre!
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11/21/2011 3:08:00 PM
Are you effing kidding me???!!!!
I think after a 10 minute Skype session with Santa, I'd be thrilled to make my way down to the food court and have a nice big sundae with whipped cream and a cherry, slathered in LAMESAUCE.
WTF?! SKYPE EFFING SANTA?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!
Screw 2011. Let's go back to the good ol' days.
Waterloo Fire Fighters @ K-W Santa Claus Parade
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11/17/2011 4:30:00 PM
No, this isn't a blatant attempt to lure cougars to the parade.
It's a request.
Bring a toy, please. It'll help to ensure kids in need will have something to open this Christmas.
Off-duty Waterloo Fire Fighters will be walking the parade route collecting NEW toys from spectators. Look for the fire truck on Saturday!
(Thanks to Mike Noonan for sending me the above info!)
Van Halen Covers That Really Suck
Posted
11/16/2011 8:39:00 AM
Thanks to Kel for bringing this up on my Facebook wall last night. To say it caused a small $hitstorm would be an understatement.
I made it about 2 minutes in before I felt an overwhelming urge to smash my MacBook into small fragments.
For those that took the bait, here's something to cleanse your palate:
Why You Should Read L.A. Weekly
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11/15/2011 4:01:00 PM
You'll learn fascinating things like this: Masturbation on a Budget -- 9 Household Items That Can Give Girls an Orgasm.
I'm never eating cereal or soup at anybody else's house ever again.
Marriage Parallels In Pro Football
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11/14/2011 11:52:00 AM
Exhibit A, David Nelson of the Buffalo Bills after scoring the only touchdown his team would have all game:
Cross the goal line, hand over the ball. Cross the goal line, hand over the ball.
Sounds about right. Especially when it's the only time you actually get across that goal line the whole damn week.
An Open Letter To The Bastards
Posted
11/11/2011 1:56:00 PM
Great piece written by Sue Middleton, a regular commenter on The Craig Fee Show. Poppy Box thieves? Watch out…Sue wants to kick your ass!
Dear Bastards,
Well, I see you are at it again, stealing the poppy boxes to fund your pathetic habits and lives. Well, you know were it not for people like my Granddad, you would not be able to collect your welfare or unemployment. Not collect your baby bonuses, child allowances and the myriad of other “gifts” you receive from your countrymen’s taxes.
My Granddad did not have time to go out, get numerous and sundry women pregnant, get drunk, drive drunk, quit his job because he wasn’t “appreciated”, or his “human rights” had been violated.
My Granddad was too busy at the age of 17, you see he was in France, in the trenches. Daily he had to go over the top for hand to hand ...
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Sam Roberts Band Live
Posted
11/10/2011 7:48:00 PM
Thanks again to Sam and Dave (Nugent) for stopping in and playing live on my show tonight. Two fantastic gentlemen!
Here are the two tracks they performed at 107.5 Dave FM:
Sam Roberts Band - Without A Map (Live)
Sam Roberts Band - I Feel You (Live)
If you missed them at Centre In The Square tonight, you can see the Sam Roberts Band play the CFL Eastern Final half time show on Sunday in their hometown of Montreal.
Online Advertising
Posted
11/9/2011 12:51:00 PM
THIS is how it's done, kids.
The Ultimate Version Of Stairway To Heaven
Posted
11/8/2011 12:05:00 PM
It's Rolf Effing Harris, byatches!
Loves me some Rolf Harris. My first-ever concert.
Thought it'd be quite appropriate to share that on the 40th Anniversary of Led Zeppelin IV, one of my face albums ever.
Warning…Rolf has covered some other songs, too. His version of The Divinyls "I Touch Myself" is hella disturbing:
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport! Yep…same guy.
This Is Not Hockey
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11/7/2011 6:59:00 PM
Perhaps a knuckle-dragger can explain to me how squeaky clean this check was…
Do your best to use a full sentence.
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